I fucking hate Erika Furudo from Umineko No Naku Koro Ni. Words cannot describe how much I hate this little bunghole, or how much satisfaction I get from watching her fail. I will now declare my reasoning for my hatred in red.

Erika Furudo has a stupid looking dress, and considering some of the outfits I've seen in this series, that's saying a lot.

Erika Furudo has a stupid looking hair-do, and considering the hair styles I've seen in this series, that's saying a lot.

Erika Furudo has nothing to do with the events of Rokkenjima or the Ushiromiya family; she has no business being there.

The name Erika Furudo is a not-so-subtle ripoff of Rika Furude, a benevolent character from Higurashi who suffered through numerous deaths and watching her friends go insane, and shouldn't have to go through the indignity of having to share the same name and face as this little bitch.

Erika does not believe in magic or witches, and yet she works for Bernkastel and is allowed to have furniture.

Erika does not have love in her heart, so she shouldn't even be able to SEE Bernkastel, her furniture, or any other magical being.

Erika is a pompous heartless bitch who only solves mysteries to insult the intelligence of others.

Erika is a bitch for bullying Maria, who is a 9 year old child, and trying to shatter her believe in magic.

Erika is a bitch for daring to suggest that Natsuhi is the culprit, and that she has been having an affair with Kinzo behind Krauss's back.

Erika is a bitch for trying to marry Battler after trapping him in a logic error.

Erika is a bitch for daring to suggest that Rosa does not love Maria.

Bernkastel is a bitch and a troll for creating Erika.

Erika Furudo is DEAD: it's true that she washed up on the shores of Rokkenjima, but it was her corpse that washed up. The series puts strong emphasis on the difference between a person and a human. A corpse can be a human, but it cannot be a person. Since Erika Furudo is not a person, or even ALIVE, all her deductions should be invalid and nonexistent.


Now I know what you're thinking - "But hattafan, you have multiple favorites of Erika. How can you say you don't like her if you've favorited her countless times?"

Well all I have to say to that is, just because I can't stand Erika Furudo does not mean I don't know good artwork when i see it.

Alright, bitchfest over. hattafan out.